hell is forever and so is school
Okay not HELL HELL, but hell as in School Hell. So if I want to go to Italy Fall 2005-Spring 2006 I'm not gonna graduate until 2007!! But the upside is I'll have My Double major in Business Management and Optional Management, my minor in Italian, and my Certificate in International Business. So it's not shabby, but daem! That's a long fucking time!If only I head my head on my shoulders from the beginning and didn't take so many bull shit classes in my college education. Cuz I really did take a lot of classes I didn't need... At the least a whole semester's worth... In that case I would graduate sooner. Too bad.
Man, just the thought of being in school from 2001 to 2007! That's seven fucking years. If I want to get my MBA (masters in business association) which you need now a days to get any kind of money it's gonna be another 42 units so that's like two extra years... 2009 that means I'll be who old? Yeah you guessed it!! 26 freaking years young! That means I would have been in school since 1986!! That's a lot of time wasted away. When am I supposed to find a man? Fuck an MBA... Our youth driven culture is too obsessed with money anyway. Who cares if people are starving and dying? Especially since it's more cost efficient to use those dying people to make your clothes. Our culture is fucked up. Where's the love?
But I guess graduating at 26 isn't too bad b/c than I can meet the man of my dreams, date for a year, realize he really is my soulmate, get married, pregnant by 28, and kid by 29. All the while, creating my multimillion dollar corporation that gives back to the community b/c I don't need that much money. Anyone who says they do are on crack or are really that fucking selfish... ahem yeah i'm talking about all those famous rich people!
Did you know that the top 1% of the wealthiest people in the U.S. control 60% of the cash flow in the U.S. so that means the rest of the 99% poor fuckers, like me, only control 40% of the cash flow. How insane does that sound? Does that not piss you off? seriously, NO ONE NEEDS THAT MUCH MONEY! Instead of taxing the Indian Casinos I think they should tax the wealthiest 1% of our country. It would not only fix the California debt but the U.S. debt as well. And thus college students won't be working our asses off to pay to go to school.
Fuck, if i was as rich as donald trump I'll donate a lot of money just as long as I have my two story house on the beach, with a second story balcony. And on that balcony comes a hammock and a telescope. Yeah that sounds niice. Enough of this blabbing... The heat has my going crazy... good night.
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