testes
Today I learned that back in the day for a trial, the Romans used to put their hand upon thy judges testicles. Hence come the words "testify" and "testimony." Lacoste also said we should start using "fuck you" as a blessing because it means to have sex and quite frankly everyone wants to get laid, so when you get literal it's not so bad. The only reason it's considered a "vulgar" word (which by the way, vulgar comes from the Latin word "vulgis" which means "common people") because when the Romans conquered England waaayy back in the day they not only took their culture but also their language so from that point we have our obscene words we know today. We also watched a stand up that George Carlin did about Euphemisms it was pretty funny. How as time progresses we as a society are becoming less liberal and more sensitized...no one is deaf anymore, they are hearing impaired
no one is blind they are partially sighted
no one is ugly anymore they have an appearance deficit LOL that's funny shit.
Than Lacoste got crazy and said "you can't go to a doctor and say 'my dick is limp' you have to say 'I have a penis malfunction'." hahahah Just imagine George Lopez as you're teacher and you got Lacoste.
I also got an A on that test. I am good. I didn't even study. Bull shitting has become a way of college for me. Is that bad?
My mom is still in the hospital... I wish she were out already, But if she's getting better than that's all that matters. I just hate hospitals.
Before I forget... It was 3am Saturday night, I'm walking to my apartment building, and before I go to my apartment, I see a big white ass on the stairs leading to another apartment. I thought my eyes we're playing tricks on me, so I stopped and looked again, and yes I wasn't imagining a damn thing, it was a white ass. But than I saw two pairs of legs, and when I got a little bit closer I noticed that it was a guy with his pants to his knees on top of a girl with a skirt (how convenient) who had his legs sprawled on both sides of him, having el sexo. I saw movement up and down and I also heard some groaning... And than I heard "gosh this is so romantic." I'm sure it was the drunk girl trying to be sarcastic. Anyways in shock from trying to take this image in, I stood there contemplating if I should smack this guys ass or take a picture, or both, but than I came to my senses and realized why I would even think to touch a strangers ass in the first place, and I was too buzzed to take out my camera, and so I continued on my way. Funny shit tho.
Thank you and FUCK YOU. Don't forget have a nice day.
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