church, themore you go the more you fart
I went to church today with my mom and iris. My mom sat in the seat next to the aisle, me, iris, and next to iris this older lady in a pink shirt and some jeans. The mass comenced and i was sitting there eagerly because I haven't really been to mass in my life, so i'm just trying to follow all that was going on, and than it happend. The lady sitting next to iris starting coughing, she stood up, coughed one really big cough and than POOF! She farted! It sounded as if she was trying to hold it with the force of her butt cheeks, but it came out anyway. Than she crawled over the three of us and left a little present with each step, we just moved our legs and held our breathe with a smile on our face. As soon as she left, we started laughing! err correction, iris and i started to laugh. all i kept thinking was YOU'RE in church! Be kind, focus! But i couldnt' hlep it cuz everytime i tried to focus, i'd see iris laughing... i couldn't contain myself and i had to put my head between my knees... and that's when my mom nudged me and said "shut up." hahahahahahahahahahaha
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