February 01, 2007

i am a heifer

my body is sad. I know it's sad because when i stand up my stomach makes a sad face. My pants don't fit me, along with the rest of my wardrobe. I can't believe i let myself get to this point of ugliness. I'm disgusted and hate my body.

i start my new job on monday. i'm excited, but afraid because i'm so fat. i can just see it now

co-worker #1: have you met the new girl yet?
co-worker #2: Which one?
co-worker #1: you know the fat one.
co-worker #2: oh no, not yet. she's was eating when i went to introduce myself. i'm surprised she can fit anything else in those clothes.

i need the fat door to close and the skinny door to open.

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