Dear Balls,
Hey how you doing? Itchy lately? Hopefully not. Here's what's been going on.Childish Pleasures
Maybe its the kid inside me, but "balls" is such a freaking hilarious word. I went to Marco's so-called "poker" night and one of his friend's nickname is "balls." So I have decided to incorporate it indefinitely to my everyday vocabulary. Some of my friends tried to take it to the next level by calling me "cunt" and "qweef", but it doesn't work. Those words are straight up derogatory, "balls" is so multi-functional and its much more funny.
It reminds me of the the Chris Rock stand up
"My balls! My balls! Till the sweat drip down my balls!"
For those who haven't seen it or have no clue what I'm talking about, I strongly suggest you take a few hours out of your day to go to Hollywood video (b/c blockbuster is the devil) and rent the latest Chris rock video from the recent black ambition tour.
Oh, I ought to....
I don't know why I'm still up. I was tired as fuck an hour ago, but I had to finish my stupid women studies project. Fucking bitch in my group straight up lied to me on the phone yesterday telling me she would be done with her part of the project by last night and she would email it me. Did I receive anything? Nope. Does the cunt (see how much meaningful that word is?) call me to let me know she sucks fat donkey balls? Nope. She just leaves me hanging with a pile of work to do. So I finished it and I'm done, but she's still a dirty snatch. Thank you.
Just let it be
So I'm over that hugging thing. Hugs mean shit. I am just fine on my own.
Quotes:
"if you're not falling down,
you're not trying something new."
"live, love, learn, and leave a legacy"
-Stephen R Covey
"I'm better when I'm with you"
Chickita China Chinese Chicken
I had chinese food today and got 2 fortune cookies:
"you are extremely generous and always thinking of others" ... In bed
"you have a kind and generous heart" ... In bed
I need to stop being so generous... It isn't getting me anywhere
Current Songs
Interpol - "Evil"
Al Green - "let's stay together"
Green Day - "wake me up when September ends"
advice
Fuck school
Talk to you later balls,
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