just being me

4 Days!!

I am the throw-up bandit. I woke up this morning with only a t-shirt and my panties. Funny thing is that when I went to sleep the night before I also had on shorts. Where did they go? I don’t know.

When the roomy finally got up to use the restroom I made haste to the closet to put on some shorts. When I went to go lay back down on my bed, ants began crawling all over my legs. They were on my legs because they were on my bed because apparently I had thrown up on the side of the foot of my bed. How? I don’t know.

As I was making my way to the kitchen I found the missing shorts in the living room all wet. How did they get there? I don’t know.

How did they get wet? I am assuming I took them off and threw up into it leaving behind a red gooey chunky residue.

Sad thing is that I have no recollection of it at all. What gets me the most is that the roommate didn’t even hear any of this happening when she was less than 2 feet away.

Now lies the questions why were you throwing up into your shorts and why don’t you remember anything? Funny story. Lemme tell you. I went to buddy’s house to drink. Downed a few beers, I know I at least hit 5 beers, but drunken me can’t keep track of very much when she’s under the influence. I think the kicker was the miniscule shot of so-co I had. It turns out southern comfort isn’t so comforting. Who knew?

Anyways, not only did I wake with several bruises all over my body, I also have buddy to thank for my wrist hurting like a bitch. He tried to pick me up at one point in the evening and despite the guy next to him saying “don’t do it you’re gonna drop her.” Buddy proceeded to “pick me up” and dropped me as predicted. Luckily my cat like reflexes jumped in and I broke my own fall by putting my hands on the floor. In doing so, I broke my bracelet that my sister gave to me on my 18th birthday and hurt my wrist. It’s all swollen now and I have a bruise. Yay!

Unfortunately I'm horrible when I’m drunk because I flirt like a hooker on sunset blvd. I’m just having fun. Hahaha. Good times though. I saw my first third nipple. I think I had to beat up Chris a few times. Apparently I gave my number out to someone, I don’t even know who. I didn’t get fucked in fuck the dealer. Lucky me. I almost fell down the stairs as I was going up the stairs. There is more but I don’t remember. Niiiice.

Do you know what coochie cobwebs are? LOL!

posted by miss. me @ 4:34 PM