Are those orthopedic shoes you are wearing?
I'm in love with this movie. Go watch Garden State people. I have a high school crush on Zach. See the movie and you'll see why. one of my favorite scenes:
natalie portman and zach braff sitting by the fireplace.
zb: lets talk about something good... Like the glass is half full shit
np: I have a buzz, that's good
zb: I have a buzz. And I like you, yah that's pretty good too.
I'll see it again. Just name the place and day. If you decide to pay for me, you wont hear any complaints from me. I don't mind being your bitch for this movie. For sale: Your own quality bitch. No money down. Pay with one ticket to see Garden State. No refunds. Disclaimer: Might hump leg.
*****
Went out to Cohiba's last night with Hanako. All thanks to the best dj to ever grace us with his presence, Jericho, who got us in free. Damn I love that word. "Free" is the next best word to "sex" and what's better than sex? Good sex. Thank you. Note to self: get laid.
Anywho, Hanass is a great duo. We weren't even out of the car yet, and guys be up on this. We were mighty close from fighting them off with a stick, but the guys were able to Control themselves. The biggest set back was there were a lot of old fucks. They are the ones who check the "30+" bracket in age groups. Yah okay, thanks for telling me I am beautiful, but you aint getting my number grandpa. I refrained from dancing from any of these old fogies. Well, except one, who was 32! gawddamn that's old. Eleven years difference. I know age is nothing but a number, but when the gap states he got his first boner when I was born, it's an automatic disqualification. He doesn't even get any turns to to swing the bat; he's out on default. He gave me his card. Thanks, but no thanks.
Off to the wonderful world of Glendale. Peace out! And remember old guys means old balls.
natalie portman and zach braff sitting by the fireplace.
zb: lets talk about something good... Like the glass is half full shit
np: I have a buzz, that's good
zb: I have a buzz. And I like you, yah that's pretty good too.
I'll see it again. Just name the place and day. If you decide to pay for me, you wont hear any complaints from me. I don't mind being your bitch for this movie. For sale: Your own quality bitch. No money down. Pay with one ticket to see Garden State. No refunds. Disclaimer: Might hump leg.
*****
Went out to Cohiba's last night with Hanako. All thanks to the best dj to ever grace us with his presence, Jericho, who got us in free. Damn I love that word. "Free" is the next best word to "sex" and what's better than sex? Good sex. Thank you. Note to self: get laid.
Anywho, Hanass is a great duo. We weren't even out of the car yet, and guys be up on this. We were mighty close from fighting them off with a stick, but the guys were able to Control themselves. The biggest set back was there were a lot of old fucks. They are the ones who check the "30+" bracket in age groups. Yah okay, thanks for telling me I am beautiful, but you aint getting my number grandpa. I refrained from dancing from any of these old fogies. Well, except one, who was 32! gawddamn that's old. Eleven years difference. I know age is nothing but a number, but when the gap states he got his first boner when I was born, it's an automatic disqualification. He doesn't even get any turns to to swing the bat; he's out on default. He gave me his card. Thanks, but no thanks.
Off to the wonderful world of Glendale. Peace out! And remember old guys means old balls.

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